And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
It’s funny when atheists say they’re atheist because they don’t want to blindly follow a group of people and their beliefs. Wanna know why it’s funny? Atheists are a group of people with the belief that there’s nothing to believe in. Group of people. Blindly following. Their beliefs.
Atheists are not a group, nor do they believe there “is nothing to believe in.” Atheists follow no unified (or even fractured) dogma, creeds or dictates. You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about and you embarrass yourself with this sloppy comment.
Don’t you just love it when theists posit fucking Strawman arguments? And then even get those about as wrong as can be? ppfftt
why do old people read the bible so much
i asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said “it’s because we’re cramming for finals”
Neil deGrasse Tyson (with Stephen Fry) - I Think For Myself
do atheists say oh my god
yep. we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.
You don’t need to believe in order to be merry!